They say that there are no original stories left in Hollywood.
Hm. Well, let's take a look. Cinderella becomes Pretty Woman; Sleeping Beauty is soon to get a rehash as Maleficent; and little Snow White has seen a rash of incarnations in Mirror, Mirror, Snow White and the Huntsman, and - nyu, nyuk, nyuk - even Snow White and the Three Stooges.
Now, the first instinct is to t...